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JOKES
The following jokes have been time-tested with patients.  ​
Q: Who earns a living driving customers away?
​A: Uber drivers.

Q: What did the mama rope say to the kid rope?
A: Don't be knotty...

Q: Why was the stadium so hot when the game ended?
A: All the fans left.

Q: What is brown and sticky?
A: A stick

Q: What do you call student who always turns in his math homework late?
A: A calcu-later

Q: Why did the M&M go to school?
A: He wanted to be a Smartie

Q: Which is heavier, water or butane?
A: Water. Butane is a lighter fluid

Q: What do you call an army of babies?
A: An infantry

Q: Where were the first French fries cooked?
A: Greece

Q: Why did the scarecrow win an award?
A: He was "out-standing" in his field

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in the dirt, and then cross the road again?
A: He was a dirty double crosser

Q: Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion in France?
A: There was debris ("da-brie") everywhere.

Q: Where do farmers buy their cows from these days?
A: The cattle-log (catalog).

​Q: Did you ever have a teacher with a lazy eye (or who was cross-eyed)?
A: I did - he had no control over his pupils.

Q: Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?
A: Because then it would be a foot.

Q: How do you keep someone in suspense?
A: I'll tell you later....

Q: Why was everyone looking at the ceiling and cheering?
​A: They were ceiling fans.
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  • ABOUT
  • INTERVENTIONS
    • EPIDURAL INJECTIONS >
      • CAUDAL EPIDURAL INJECTIONS
      • INTERLAMINAR EPIDURAL INJECTIONS >
        • CERVICAL INTERLAMINAR EPIDURAL INJECTIONS
        • THORACIC INTERLAMINAR EPIDURAL INJECTIONS
        • LUMBAR INTERLAMINAR EPIDURAL INJECTIONS
      • TRANSFORAMINAL EPIDURAL INJECTIONS
    • JOINT & BURSA INJECTIONS >
      • SYNOVIAL FLUID ANALYSIS
      • Hip Injection
      • Knee Injection
      • Sacroiliac Joint Injection
      • TROCHANTERIC BURSA INJECTION
    • KYPHOPLASTY
    • LUMBAR DECOMPRESSION >
      • LUMBAR DECOMPRESSION
      • MINIMALLY INVASIVE LUMBAR DECOMPRESSION (MILD)
    • MUSCLE & TENDON INJECTIONS >
      • CARPAL TUNNEL INJECTION
      • PLANTAR FASCIA Injection
      • TRIGGER POINT INJECTION
    • NERVE BLOCKS >
      • CLUNEAL NERVE BLOCKS
      • SYMPATHETIC BLOCKS >
        • CELIAC PLEXUS BLOCK
        • GASSERIAN GANGLION BLOCK
        • LUMBAR SYMPATHETIC BLOCK
        • SPHENOPALANTINE GANGLION BLOCK
        • STELLATE GANGLION BLOCK
    • NEUROMODULATION >
      • INTRATHECAL DRUG DELIVERY PUMP
      • NERVE STIMULATION
    • RADIOFREQUENCY ABLATION
    • REGENERATIVE PROCEDURES
    • SACROILIAC JOINT FUSION
  • PHARMACEUTICALS
    • ANTIDEPRESSANTS
    • ANTICONVULSANTS
    • Clinical Drug Monitoring
    • LAXATIVES
    • Interventional Pharamacology >
      • RADIOGRAPHIC CONTRAST AGENTS
      • LOCAL ANESTHETICS
      • CORTICOSTEROIDS
      • TOPICAL ANTISEPTICS
    • Intravenous Infusion Therapy
    • MUSCLE RELAXANTS >
      • DANTROLENE
  • CONDITIONS
    • Ankylosing spondylitis
    • CROHN'S DISEASE
    • COMPLEX REGIONAL PAIN SYNDROME
    • Fibromyalgia
    • Headache >
      • Cluster Headache
      • Migraine Headache
      • Other Headache
      • Tension-Type Headache
    • Insomnia
    • Myofascial Trigger Points
    • OSTEOMYELITIS
    • Pancreatitis
    • Plantar Fasciitis
    • Poststroke
    • RHEUMATOID ARTHRITIS
    • Sickle Cell Disease
    • Systemic Lupus Erythematosus
  • SYMPTOMS
    • Abdominal Pain
    • PELVIC PAIN
  • MISCELLANEOUS
    • CODES: CPT and ICD
    • Hormone Testing
    • JOKES
    • PERIOPERATIVE CONSIDERATIONS